I read it sometime ago in a different forum and I think this would be fun. Let´s post the things that we learned with MSX games...

- We cannot align more than four objects in the same line or they will vanish.
- Spanish women have gorgeous bodies, amazing breasts and gray skin.
- World moves in a blocky way.
- Penguins can swim in space
- You can´t jump while carrying a pickaxe.
- The plural of the word "monolith" is "monolis"
- The easiest way to assemble a VW Bug is to pull its parts down from platforms one over the other.
- Bakeries are infested by badgers
- Beer comes from penguin eggs
- Old west bounty hunters would die if touching women
- There are trees over 2000 m high
- It´s fun to jump from a plane without a parachute
- Naked women in cemeteries are harmful to your health
- A cup of tea can protect you from a master of Kung Fu

Come on, guys, it´s fun.

- If you're female, you won't drown in water

- Spanish women have gorgeous bodies, amazing breasts and gray skin.
See that even after they refused to sell me a cartridge, I still think she's gorgeous:

Ok, I'll try...

- Shoot everything that moves...
- If it doesn't move, shoot it anyway, just in case...
- All aliens are bad
- Penguins dream about beer
- No matter what speed you drive, you will lose same amount of fuel anyway.
- Crashing to wall at 200mph may cause you several seconds delay.
- All your opponents are stupid.
- Wife may not let you to sleep, if you have not played MSX game long enough (Jet Set willy)
- If you put enough problems together, they will disappear (Puyo Puyo)
- If you eat large enough pills, you are not afraid of ghosts anymore (Pacman)
- You may win hearts by beating up strangers (Vampire Killer)

- In Spain, most people have an embedded camouflage system and they acquire the colour of the closest objects [as a real life explanation of colour clash in spectrum-alike MSX games]
- While carrying dynamite, make sure that you use extensively all the trampolines that you find [as in Dynamite Dan]
- Never ever leave a frying pan near a duck - it can lead to a massacre [as in Duck Out]
- When in doubt, spell all the words with plenty of "R"s in Engrish [CongratuRations alike-messages in well-known Japanese games]
- In medieval times, most boozers lived in mazes with giant bottles of rum [check Gautlet and compare relative sizes of objects and characters]

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- Beer comes from penguin eggs

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- If you're female, you won't drown in water

What?!
Which games have this kind of universe?!

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Quote: - Beer comes from penguin eggs Quote: - If you're female, you won't drown in water What?! Which games have this kind of universe?!

Maze of Galious?

Konami Universe !? Konami World?

- If you bathe in a waterfall, you will lose your vitality.

- A footbal helmet can protect your head from a stalagtite, but not from a drop of water.

- Animals can throw balls at each other.
- Animals can also play basketball.
- Penguins love to watch Ping-Pong.

- If you take too long, Batman won't like it...
- And Indy won't know what to do.

You can ride your motorbike as fast as you can, jump and fly through the air upside-down and when you land, inertia do not affect at all, instead your bike stops immediately and melts to the asphalt and same happens to you. Then, one second later you can rise up unharmed and hitchike a ride. (Eddie Kidd´s Jump Challenge)

When you reborn, millions of colourful stars will fly at unbelievable speed through the space and you will hear hissing noise, which will get louder and louder nearer you get your birth. (Maxima)

You can skate amidst audience if you are ice hockey player. (Slapshot)

Fast ultra-hi-tech fighter planes does not come with missiles. (Maybe all money went to hi-tech development) Instead you must blast enemy air force with your gun from the dangerously short distance. (Time Bandits)

All what arabs want to do, is to make you for their slave and every arab want to kill you. (where I have heard this crap before...?) (Turmoil, Bug-Byte)

If you want to become a boxer, be sure that your boxing trousers release lots of colour if they touch anything, even if they are dry. (3D Knock-Out)

If you ever want to become laundry owner, be sure that you can live with alive flat iron, clothes bag and wild soap bubbles, knowing they all hate you and will chase you until they catch you. (Mr Wong´s Loopy Laundry)

Having fun with Light Synthesizer is FUN! (Psychedelia)

When you go underground and start collecting gold, you start hearing peaceful music in the air and you can set it louder or quieter, if you want. But beware dangerous monsters who all walk backwards or you cannot rescue your love, bare titted woman with long black hair and fishtail. (Mutant Monty)

There´s spider´s web everywhere!! Behind every fruit, and that big spider comes to eat you when you are unconscious! (Buzz Off!)

Don´t know why, but one male penguin got strange idea, that generations ago all penguins lived in North Pole and decides to go there and search for apple tree which grows amidst the cold, cold ice. (Penguin Adventure)

You can shoot thousands of punks and other criminals and police-men are just happy even if they see what you are doing and gladly let you continue your mission. But be sure that you have moustache and bulletproof vest and that your parents have named you either Paul Kersey or Charles Bronson. I am not sure if later name change has same effect. (Death Wish 3)

- Sloth has purple hair.

- Your hair and paper fans are deadly weapons (Yie Ar Kung Fu 2)

- Mr. Stay Puft can jump.