retroCRAP Competition 2009

Challenges - retroCRAP Competition 2009

Tuesday, June 23, 2009 - 16:24
Submitted by: cesco
Topic: Challenges

Have you ever dreamed of entering an MSX competition, but always felt that your programming skills weren't good enough to make a chance in a a serious contest? Did your friends turn their face away after they saw your latest masterpiece? Are you a skilled programmer, but tired of making yet another masterpiece? For once in your life, would you like to develop a game that suits the trash bin?

If you have answered yes to one of those questions, then you are encouraged to join the retroCRAP Competition! Just imagine yourself developing the most annoying, ugly and horrible game ever conceived, a truly crapgame, and yet win the fabulous prizes which the organizers are still collecting: one pair of sandals (A pair of Havaianas to be exact, you cannot choose the size), one shiny gondola made of plastic: a genuine Italian souvenir crafted by some expert artisans in China.

There are two submissions already:

"Columbia Space Run" by Daniel Vik
"John Clark - Escape from the red communist soviet USSR" by Lionel Ritchie

These fearless persons have decided to face public humiliation just to submit their games!

If you feel you have something bad to submit, do join this unique competition. Everything that has some quality is better suited for one of the normal challenges.

Relevant link: retroCRAP

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By muffie on June 23 2009, 17:18

There seems do be a misunderstanding on the prizes:

Quote:

yet win the fabulous prizes which the organizers are still collecting: one pair of sandals (you cannot choose the size), one shiny gondola made of plastic, and a genuine Italian souvenir crafted by some expert artisans in China.

* Not just a pair of sandals: A pair of Havaianas
* Gondola and the Italian souvenir are the same prize: The Plastic Gondola made in China
* And there's one more: A brand new fragrance called TAXI (made in Brazil), from the 80's kept untouched for more than 20 years on lionelritchie's drawer...

By cidra on June 23 2009, 18:26

Does the crap game necessarily need to work?

If not, I can be a tough (and fast) contester.

Just kidding. If I find some time, I will try to recover some stupid old crap things I programmed back in the day...

By DemonSeed on June 23 2009, 22:13

This logo !*!*!*R*U*L*E*S*!*!*! so much it hurts!

That does it. I see no other option than contributing to this great contest!

By muffie on June 23 2009, 22:56

hehehe, I suggested that to Cesco.
I just did a google image search for "awful vomit"

fficial&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=pt-BR&tab=wi' target='_blank'>images.google.com.br/images?q=awful%20vomit&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-USfficial&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&sa=N&hl=pt-BR&tab=wi

found this website: http://eardose.com/DVR026-awful_2006-2007.html

BTW, check this other image:

By lionelritchie on June 24 2009, 00:37

muffie is afraid to submit his CLASSICAL RELIGIOUS ARCADE Marial Attack

By cidra on June 24 2009, 01:26

Hey, lionel, check this out:

http://www.konamito.com/node/2602

And muffie, please, submit Marial Attack.
I read about the game at Bau de Jogos, but never got to play it.

By muffie on June 24 2009, 05:00

hey cesco, retrocap got mail!
plz, publish very soon the WINNER of the competition...
BTW, when I'll be elected the judge? I need to vote for my game...

By yum on June 24 2009, 13:40

@Demonseed: Let's get this show on the road

By DemonSeed on June 24 2009, 14:54

@ yum:

Yeah, let's! I'll tell you tomorrow, you'll probably laugh your ass off.

By lionelritchie on June 24 2009, 17:58

i hope the Havaianas are not used.
the prizes must be NEW.
my taxi is never before used, brand new vintage product.

By cesco on June 24 2009, 18:57

I'm going to upload that game tonight, even if I'm quite sure that both Muffie and me will be excommunicated by the Pope within tomorrow

By muffie on June 24 2009, 20:46

Ok, I'll buy one of those brand new

That way, the German guy that want's a pink msx laptop, could at least try to win for a pink Brazilian sandal...

By Latok on June 24 2009, 21:13

Better get plakkies from South Africa!! They're chick magnets

By lionelritchie on June 24 2009, 22:44

marial attack used to be a RELIGIOUS EDUCATIVE game.
the pope will approve. publish it without fear.

By cesco on June 26 2009, 11:10

Vampier has just sent his tribute to Michael Jackson.

By MeitsNearDark on June 26 2009, 17:27

I'll tell my bro he should submit his terrible game Piles hahaha

By ARTRAG on June 26 2009, 19:56

hey
Michael Jackson Apple Catcher seems too good to be admitted to this competition
to me the crappyest games are John Clark – Escape from Red Comunist Soviet USSR and Marial attack (more for the subject rather than for the gameplay, that reminds me Michael Jackson Apple Catcher actually)

By Vampier on June 26 2009, 22:12

It's Mikhael Jackson.... I mistyped it on submission

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEc4CXk4I-I

By iamweasel2 on June 28 2009, 05:04

Vampier's Michael Jackson game is too old to be accepted in the competition, MJ was still black.

By ARTRAG on June 28 2009, 18:31

I've a serious and interesting proposal....
you should join msxdev09 and retrocrap : all the msxdev entries have to be automatically registered at retrocrap too
If msxdev team agrees, there should be no problem as the deadline match !
in this way we can give prizes to the best and to the worst game of the year at the same time

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