Green Beret SUCKS!

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Por Vampier

Prophet (2397)

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07-07-2007, 08:21

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This game has some serious issues:

- It's programmed by a bunch of monkeys
- i don't know WTF our green friend is doing, but it seems he kills people by either praying or wanking off
- You have to jump towards some helicopters and pray they crash.

I've wasted my time on this piece of crap game... it wasn't even worth writing a trainer for!

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Por cichlasoma.n

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07-07-2007, 08:41

the "use your head" method of killing baddies reminds me of speccy cobra game strongly.
(you could ask about the matter joffa smith (the author of green beret and cobra for speccy) at www.worldofspectrum.org, where he's rather active recently)
btw, i find msx green beret REALLY SWEET! :-)

Por djh1697

Paragon (1662)

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07-07-2007, 10:20

Sell it on ebay, I am sure that some mug, who knows no different (like you!) will buy it? It looks like our green friend is doing oral sex ?

Por Vampier

Prophet (2397)

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07-07-2007, 16:39

Why do you think I said GB sucks?

Por JohnHassink

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07-07-2007, 18:40

The best way to find out how this game was meant originally, is to check out the arcade version with Mame.

IMHO this was not the only game which got a superfluous, undeservedly crappy port to MSX.
The one thing that makes this game come off as even more blasphemous than the rest of them, is the fact that it says "Konami".

Speaking of horrible ports, ever seen the SNES version of Xak 1?
The guys responsible for spawning that abomination must've hated the game from the dank, evil, thistled 'n' spiderweb-ridden bottoms of their black, angry-with-the-world hearts.

Por nikodr

Paladin (748)

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07-07-2007, 18:51

Sell it on ebay, I am sure that some mug, who knows no different (like you!) will buy it? It looks like our green friend is doing oral sex ?

LOL!LOL!LOL!LOL!LOL!LOL!LOL!LOL!LOL!LOL!LOL!LOL!LOL!LOL!LOL!LOL!LOL!LOL!LOL!

Por Konamito

Paragon (1040)

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07-07-2007, 21:35

Hey that's funny!LOL!

Por mohai

Paladin (978)

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09-07-2007, 13:18

That is the REAL reason why Konami did not ordered more MSX "conversions" to the UK team (and no piracy reasons...).
By the way, Jail Break came out by the same year and by the same team. Maybe an MSX "version" exsists, but ended buried somewhere in the desert... Tongue

Anyway, i think this is rare-must-have ofr any Konami cart collector (by shame)

Por LeandroCorreia

Paladin (955)

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09-07-2007, 14:20

"It looks like our green friend is doing oral sex ?"

Maybe he´s BITING it off. That would surely take any enemy soldier out of combat. Hannibal

Por poke-1,170

Paragon (1769)

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09-07-2007, 18:40

first snake having sex, and now this....

no wonder konami made it this big Wink

Por CrazyBoss

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02-08-2007, 23:41

For those who thinks the MSX version sucks, look at the Commodore Plus 4 version http://plus4.emucamp.com/software/Green_Beret

They should have made the conversion from the Amstrad http://www.cpczone.net/index.php?game=412 version ( i think, looks much better :) but not the same VDP only CPU.

Anyway they said the CPC version sucks more the the MSX version :o how is that possible.

-Claus-

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