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By Pencioner

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20-11-2017, 00:15

I'm not drunk, but i just had no idea where to post offtopic messages. i hope offtopics off the offtopic topics are not counted as offtopics. if you parsed what i've just sayd, it is because of...
MSX is in our genes! that's why we continue to use it despite the obsolescence. There's MSX-1 and MSX-2 genes around... read more: msx genes

By tvalenca

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13-12-2017, 15:18

Hey Finn friends

I bumped on this and I'm wondering if it is close to reality:

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+15 °C, Spanish wear caps, gloves and winter coats, Finns are sunbathing.
+10 °C, French desperately try to get their central heating on. Finns plant flowers.
+5 °C, Italian cars won't start. Finns drive with convertibles.
0 °C, Pure water freezes. Water in river Vantaa thickens a bit.
−5 °C, First people are found frozen in California. Finnish midsummer festival ends.
−10 °C, Scottish turn the heat on in their houses. Finns start to use long-sleeve shirts.
−20 °C, Swedes stay indoors. Finns are having last barbeque before winter.
−30 °C, Half of the Greek people have frozen to death. Finns start to dry their laundry indoors.
−50 °C, Polar bears evacuate North Pole. Finnish army starts it's winter training.
−70 °C, Siberian people are moving to Moscow. Finns are furious since the Koskenkorva booze can't be stored outdoors anymore.
−273 °C, Absolute zero. Finns admit that it is quite cold outside.
−300 °C, Hell freezes over. Finland wins the football World Cup.

By TheKid

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13-12-2017, 15:39

Haha, good one. In the netherlands the whole country is disrupted when the first snowflakes fall. Traffic jams up the ass.

By syn

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13-12-2017, 15:58

TheKid wrote:

Haha, good one. In the netherlands the whole country is disrupted when the first snowflakes fall. Traffic jams up the ass.

hhaha took me 3 hours for a 1 hour trip last monday (public transport).. not bad considering Wink

By Meits

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13-12-2017, 16:04

Somewhere high in the sky two snowflakes meet. One says: "I'm going to the Alps to spread joy Smile ". The other says: "I'm going to Holland to cause chaos Evil "

By Meits

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13-12-2017, 16:09

But yes. There are some Fins who have the most fun when there's snow ice and overall coldness...

By NYYRIKKI

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13-12-2017, 17:05

tvalenca wrote:

I bumped on this and I'm wondering if it is close to reality:

I would say so... I found only few errors:

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−5 °C, First people are found frozen in California. Finnish midsummer festival ends.

No, that's a bit off... Typical weather in midsummer festival is raining and +15

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−10 °C, Scottish turn the heat on in their houses. Finns start to use long-sleeve shirts.

Nope... at -10 I still go with my MSX t-shirt and summer shoes.

By hamlet

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13-12-2017, 17:20

Nice photo NYYRIKKI, but what is that white thing surrounding you?

By NYYRIKKI

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13-12-2017, 17:29

hamlet wrote:

Nice photo NYYRIKKI, but what is that white thing surrounding you?

Oh, you mean the t-shirt... This pic is not actually about me... Most of the MSX t-shirts I have are black.

By sd_snatcher

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13-12-2017, 19:54

Another funny thing is that this joke is very old, and was a comparison about the Brazilian cities. Someone seems to have translated it and adapted to the European scenario. Smile

Here's one of the many times this joke have been published.

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