Computer jokes

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Door snout

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21-03-2003, 16:51

I bet you guyz out there know quite some cool computer jokes. Why not post a few of them here? Smile

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Van BiFi

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21-03-2003, 17:06

I know a few Windows jokes... The problem is they're better in Dutch.

Van anonymous

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21-03-2003, 23:57

Who is General Failure? And what is he doing on my harddrive?!

Van Arjan

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23-03-2003, 14:27

There are only 10 kinds of people, those who understand binary and those who don't...

Van snout

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23-03-2003, 23:01

If cars were more like computers you could fix pretty much any problem by stopping the engine, getting out of the car, shutting all doors, walking away from the car, and then open the car, get in and start the engine again.

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Van DarQ

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24-03-2003, 02:58

snout, you forgot to walk back to the car Question

Van snout

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24-03-2003, 11:55

darn... rebooting those cars surely is a delicate procedure.... Smile

Van DarQ

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24-03-2003, 21:11

Tongue

Van BiFi

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10-04-2003, 13:13

You guys know who the (former) CEO of Microsoft really is? Well, because of the fact that Bill Gates is the third in the Gates family bearing the name Bill:

add the ASCII-codes of the name (BILL GATES) and add the fact he's the third in the Gates family bearing the name Bill (3) and see what you get.

Van MOA

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22-06-2003, 06:31

There are only 10 kinds of people, those who understand binary and those who don't...

Hehe Smile

Some other programming related jokes:

- "Have you heard 'bout the object-oriented way to become rich?"
- "No, tell me..."
- "Inheritance."

"The nice thing about C++ is that only your friends can handle your private parts."

And finally:

"A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am the most powerful genie in the world. I can grant you any wish you want, but only one wish."
The programmer pulled out a map of the Mediterranean area and said "I'd like there to be a just and last peace among the people in the middle east."
The genie responded, "Gee, I don't know. Those people have been fighting since the beginning of time. I can do just about anything, but this is beyond my limits."
The programmer then said, "Well, I am a programmer and my programs have a lot of users. Please make all the users satisfied with my programs, and let them ask sensible changes"
Genie: "Uh, let me see that map again.""

Van snout

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22-06-2003, 13:05

There are only 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't

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