Things that MSX games taught me...

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By MäSäXi

Paragon (1884)

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04-06-2009, 21:11

You can ride your motorbike as fast as you can, jump and fly through the air upside-down and when you land, inertia do not affect at all, instead your bike stops immediately and melts to the asphalt and same happens to you. Then, one second later you can rise up unharmed and hitchike a ride. (Eddie Kidd´s Jump Challenge)

When you reborn, millions of colourful stars will fly at unbelievable speed through the space and you will hear hissing noise, which will get louder and louder nearer you get your birth. (Maxima)

You can skate amidst audience if you are ice hockey player. (Slapshot)

Fast ultra-hi-tech fighter planes does not come with missiles. (Maybe all money went to hi-tech development) Instead you must blast enemy air force with your gun from the dangerously short distance. (Time Bandits)

All what arabs want to do, is to make you for their slave and every arab want to kill you. (where I have heard this crap before...?) (Turmoil, Bug-Byte)

If you want to become a boxer, be sure that your boxing trousers release lots of colour if they touch anything, even if they are dry. (3D Knock-Out)

If you ever want to become laundry owner, be sure that you can live with alive flat iron, clothes bag and wild soap bubbles, knowing they all hate you and will chase you until they catch you. (Mr Wong´s Loopy Laundry)

Having fun with Light Synthesizer is FUN! Big smile (Psychedelia)

When you go underground and start collecting gold, you start hearing peaceful music in the air and you can set it louder or quieter, if you want. Wink But beware dangerous monsters who all walk backwards or you cannot rescue your love, bare titted woman with long black hair and fishtail. (Mutant Monty)

There´s spider´s web everywhere!! Behind every fruit, and that big spider comes to eat you when you are unconscious! (Buzz Off!)

Don´t know why, but one male penguin got strange idea, that generations ago all penguins lived in North Pole and decides to go there and search for apple tree which grows amidst the cold, cold ice. (Penguin Adventure)

You can shoot thousands of punks and other criminals and police-men are just happy even if they see what you are doing and gladly let you continue your mission. But be sure that you have moustache and bulletproof vest and that your parents have named you either Paul Kersey or Charles Bronson. I am not sure if later name change has same effect. (Death Wish 3)

By cidra

Master (202)

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04-06-2009, 21:12

- Sloth has purple hair.

By LeandroCorreia

Paladin (944)

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04-06-2009, 21:18

- Your hair and paper fans are deadly weapons (Yie Ar Kung Fu 2)

By cax

Prophet (3722)

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04-06-2009, 21:25

- Every pyramid has enough pickaxes in it to help you stealing
- Parks are built to kill children
- You can be killed if hit by a ball
- Afroamericans can fly

By cidra

Master (202)

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04-06-2009, 21:25

- Mr. Stay Puft can jump.

By LeandroCorreia

Paladin (944)

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04-06-2009, 21:28

- Afroamericans can fly

In which game?

By Samor

Paragon (2030)

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04-06-2009, 22:08

- Rockets can jump in a funny angle, UFO's zig-zag instead
- Penguins can fly on clouds and into space
- Easter Island heads are common in space
- You need to get set to bigin crush-blow operations
- If you hit merchants with a whip they want to sell you items
- Soldiers can be overslept (and some are goofed by moving lorries)
- Your physical abilities vary greatly depending on your mood
- Computer viruses are green plants

By hap

Paragon (2021)

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04-06-2009, 22:09

In which game?yie ar kungfu 1

By MäSäXi

Paragon (1884)

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04-06-2009, 22:11

* At first Indiana Jones has white skin and white hat, then he wears green clothes and turns green. Tongue And when rescuing slave children, he has sadistic obsession to hit their hands with a whip.

* Pigs´ favourite pastime is to pay tickets to big bombs arena to get see how pigs nastily kill each others with time bombs and on intermission they can see how one hog try to kiss as many sows as possible in short time. Last alive pig in bloody arena is admired champion.

* You can jump really far if you keep hitting air with your fist fast enough.

* Royal princes are smiley face look-a-like balls without feet and arms.

* Believe it or not, old women will always say "No Way! Get Lost!" to you, if you suggest them having sex with you dirty way.

* If someone eats your balls, you will die. Tongue

* You´ll die, if your spacesuit melts.

* Bandits and sheriffs always use hobby-horses. LOL!

* Prehistoric men rode with a wheel shaped stone, until Tiredactyls ate their stone.

* Nazis and allies used numbers as their soldiers, except that allies also recruited thin pin-men for diving and climbing missions.

* If you try to fry too many sausages and eggs at the same time, you cannot see them all, but they are still there, you just must remember where you saw them last time to calculate their current position.

* You cannot listen music properly in your spaceship, if Space Agency has installed Spectravideo or compatible computer in your space ship.

* If karateka gets behind you, do not worry, just walk slowly backwards until you can face him again.

* Old karate masters use tincans to make their voice more exciting! Tongue

* Ground is blue all around the world.

* You can spend your whole life just eating all kind of ice creams and cakes and drinking cocktails, and that´s it.

By MäSäXi

Paragon (1884)

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04-06-2009, 22:13


- Easter Island heads are common in space

So what? Däniken has known this for decades.

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