Things that MSX games taught me...

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By LeandroCorreia

Paladin (944)

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04-06-2009, 22:24

- Farts can make you freeze

By Samor

Paragon (2030)

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04-06-2009, 22:38


- Easter Island heads are common in space

So what? Däniken has known this for decades.
but I didn't Crying ... MSX was influential you know

- police officers should be very careful for killer-merchandise when chasing thieves in warehouses
- monkeys are good at basic math
- pacman's more fun with foul language
- drummers become sad when they aren't allowed to drum fast
- baseball is extremely difficult
- shouting can be deadly

By muffie

Paladin (933)

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04-06-2009, 23:07

- Corners are much softer on real life than they look on the map

By snout

Ascended (15187)

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04-06-2009, 23:38

- Panda bears are almost extinct because of a guy named Gillian
- Rally cars move faster on asphalt if you drift about, wildly swinging the steering wheel from left to right
- As long as it's free, people will eat poorly baked, rodent-infested bread
- Lucifer Alpha is not the name of a death metal band

One thing I haven't learned, but often tried, is how to F5. (press continue to F5)...

By Sama

Ambassador (2061)

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05-06-2009, 02:48

One thing I haven't learned, but often tried, is how to F5. (press continue to F5)...

I don't know either. Where's that continue button?

By viejo_archivero

Paragon (1372)

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05-06-2009, 08:22

- Flying hearts are nice to refill your car's fuel
- Throwing ravens is the best way to defeat enemies when you are at the top of a train
- It is easy to find lots of diamonds inside common tree holes
- Simple water drops can be deadly to human
- You can always make appear magically a toilet or a sleeping bag when needed

By konamiman

Paragon (1046)

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05-06-2009, 09:43

- You can delay a nuclear blast by using cigarettes.
- You can survive a walk over electrified flood as long as you aren't hungry.
- Soldiers have an angle of vision of zero degrees. Walk near a soldier and he will not see you, unless you put yourself directly in front of him.
- Punching a soldier three times kills him. Moreover, his body will vanish...
- ...but if you punch him just two times, he will simply forget what just happened.
- Want food? Enter a room having a food box. Want more food? Exit the room and enter again.
- The safest thing to do when you are discovered in the middle of a sneaking mission, is to enter into an elevator.

By AuroraMSX

Paragon (1901)

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05-06-2009, 10:30

- Want food? Enter a room having a food box. Want more food? Exit the room and enter again.Ah, I've seen those rooms. They're called "restaurant" or "snackbar"or even "supermarket" Tongue

- The fastest way of undressing a woman is by using a pincer
- Space ships from the 19th century fire big square bullets
- Lots of buildings are larger from the inside than they appear from the outside and their inner and outer geometry don't necessarily have to match.

By xgipe

Champion (397)

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05-06-2009, 10:41

You must walk on the bread to prepare a burger... while you're beating boiled eggs and sausages with some pepper... oO

You can kill underground monsters by freezin 'em and crushing 'em with your bulldozer...

By MäSäXi

Paragon (1884)

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05-06-2009, 11:58


- Space ships from the 19th century fire big square bullets

I guess you probably mean 20th century space ships. Smile We live on the 21st century now. Wink

*Haven´t seen any 19th century space ship which actually fires bullets* Tongue

You must walk on the bread to prepare a burger...

It´s not very far from real life... Wink Have you ever seen how wine is made...? Tongue

* ninjas usually have child sized body or they are very clumsy otherwise
* Mice like underground canoening
* albino mice does not have red eyes
* It is allright to steal valuables from ancient temples as you are not in your own country.
* When you kill enough, you can see your name in Hall Of Fame and your friends envy you.
* If you decide to start keeping hen, make sure you lock doors, otherwise egg shaped little creatures come to steal hen eggs and eat all their food
* Sadly it´s not abnormal that hen houses have many elevators, even hen doesn´t use them. Most people does not seem to understand that elevators actually help those little egg shaped little creatures steal hen eggs. Sad

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