Things that MSX games taught me...

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By JohnHassink

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05-06-2009, 13:33

* changing your clothes may give you more energy
* large bubbles can be strong enough to capture and even levitate your enemy but are never too tough to break
* Chinese people will carry on to keep plates balancing on high poles even if they get knives thrown at them for doing so
* skeletons throwing bones at you will never run out of limbs
* at the circus, it's usually one clown doing the entire show by himself

By LeandroCorreia

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05-06-2009, 14:42

I guess we should name the games... Smile

By cidra

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05-06-2009, 15:14

- Buildings always have red doors, spies trying to kill you and a sport car in the garage.
Elevator Action

- Shredder can fly and bounce to the walls.
Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles

- A ninja can be killed by a gigantic bird crap. And enemy ninjas turn into diamond when killed.
Candoo Ninja

By RobertVroemisse

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05-06-2009, 15:48

- A fighterplane never goes out of ammo. (various games)
- Never stand on a piece of floor with an arrow drawn on it: you will get pushed off. (various games)
- Always crawl when in a minefield. NEVER STAND UP!!!! (Metal Gear)
- The best way to score a date with a spacechick is to shoot her down. (Starship Rendezvous)
- When you fly around in caves, always take the hardest route. Easy routes always have dead ends. (H.E.R.O)
- A timemachine is entirely made out of random items. (Starquake)
- Never trust high priests that offer to babysit your unborn children. (Maze of Galious)
- When you're happy, you can walk through the air. (USAS)
- Keep talking to japanese people over and over again. Especially when you can't understand them. They will give you stuff. (various Japanese (RPG) games)
- Always take a triangle with you. Otherwise you will get your ass burned by random vapors that shoot from the ground. (Maze of Galious)
- Rabbits collect small colourfull balls. (Niko Niko)
- You can run faster when your shoes are equipped with a autofire button. (various (sport) games)
- There is more than one Statue of liberty. (Aleste Gaiden)

By AuroraMSX

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05-06-2009, 16:06


- Space ships from the 19th century fire big square bullets

I guess you probably mean 20th century space ships. Smile We live on the 21st century now. Wink
No, I actually *did* mean 19th century LOL!
(maybe I should have added that those space ships use winged human-like creatures to propel them Wink)

By cidra

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05-06-2009, 16:31

- It takes 4 grenades to kill a Sarlacc-like monster.
Astro Marine Corps

- Billy Lee and Jimmy Lee are too slooooow. Or too fast.
Double Dragon and Double Dragon II

By Moniz

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05-06-2009, 16:49

Girls get horny when you shoot them down! (starship rendesvous)
LOL!

By LeandroCorreia

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05-06-2009, 18:39

- If someone tries to castrate you, masturbate vigorously against them (Yab Yum)
- A key can be used only once before vanishing (The Castle)
- Duck over a retractile bridge. You won´t fall from it when it retracts (try this in Venom Strikes Back)
- The quickest way an helicopter can refuel is by bombing fuel tanks (Super Cobra)

By MäSäXi

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05-06-2009, 19:09

* No matter if you are on ground or in space, bullets will always move slowly, you have enough time to cover. (various)
* Moles cannot dig upwards (but how can I see molehills thenQuestion) but they can use ladders, and at least one mole can also pilot small aeroplane without help. Smile (Mole Mole 1 & 2 + Auf Wiedersehen Monty)
* Same mole is also chased by interpol because of thefts around the europe. (Auf Wiedersehen Monty)
* 26th century trading spaceships can´t brake nor go backwards, because they are equipped with centuries old 8-bit onboard computers, you have to buy and install centuries old 16-bit computer to your spaceship if you wanna go backwards. Also those spaceships are not equipped with autopilot, you still have to do everything manually, computer can only print messages to windshield. (Elite)
* You hear WACKA-WACKA-WACKA-WACKA-WACKA when you eat Wink (Pac-man)
* When you were young and met ghosts, you just had to run if you run out of pills. Then you got older, you started to listen music during eating and learned to jump over ghosts. Bad thing is that you still need pills. And even worse is that some ghosts evolved jumping too! (Pac-Man & Pac-Mania)
* 50 years ago in America it was usual, that some strangely dressed young boy with ugly hair kept disturbing good people by opening their windows and yelling: "Mom! Dad! Are you there?! You must hurry, balls have started already!!", and city´s police officers had difficulties to catch him, because he could leap two meter high jumps. (Back to the future)
* There are giant man-eating plants in jungle. And colonialists always carry long poles in deep jungle to jump high. (Livingstone I Presume)
* Native african black men are fat cannibals whose have bone pierced through their noses and they always carry spear, some of them are red or green skinned pygmees. But do not worry, if they disturb you, you can always knock them out by throwing coconuts at them. (Jack The Nipper II)
* Hippopotamuses and crocodiles and birds always wear sun-glasses, even at night! Even Tarzan wears sunglasses. Smile (Jack The Nipper II)
* It is considered somewhat acceptable that parents let their 2-3 year old son wander in streets alone. People are not bothered, not even when he steals things, as long as he won´t disturb them otherwise, like breaking things or shooting them with peashooter. (Jack The Nipper)
* If something disturbing happens, you must shout curse words aloud (Konami´s Q*Bert and Kamikaze)
* One fish can save the world by collecting garbage from the sea. (Poppaq the fish)

By MäSäXi

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05-06-2009, 19:10


- Keep talking to japanese people over and over again. Especially when you can't understand them. They will give you stuff.

Yum, I guess they were pitying you... Tongue

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